Hello, I am so glad you are checking out this blog. Now this is the part where I try to convince you into following me, but instead I am going to put in praises my blog has been received.

Praise for this blog:
This blog was made to be ruled -Loki

This is one blog I can't deduce -Sherlock Holmes

This blog is a national treasure -Nicolas Cage

You have a blog? -Says no one

(Source: goldenstories)


thatwetshirt:

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as, “If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?”


tom-aiac:

piranhapunk:

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Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al! image

My sincerest congrats to my hero ^-^


diggly:

sssssssim:

fan-of-friends:

" OUGA CHAKA OUGA OUGA "

 (via foriamsincerity)

EXCUSE YOU RESERVOIR DOGS SONG


theunconventionaldudette:

I just realized that I left my Iron Man 3 DVD at work.

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Awesome news! I found my DVD where I left it and I managed to get on the bus on time.

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Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]

(Source: jimmyfallongifs)


I just realized that I left my Iron Man 3 DVD at work.


(Source: crypticmeth)


lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)